[Slick Rick]
 Yeah  you know what I'm sayin'
 Y'all niggas been poppin' an awful lot of shit for a while now
 Talking all that shit
 Like y'all motherfuckers got so much motherfuckin' personality and shit (yeah)
 All of y'all poppin' all that fly shit  tryin' to dis niggas and all that
 bullshit  know what I'm sayin? (yeah)
 But you know deep down i your motherfuckin' hearts  y'all niggas is BOOOMBS
 compared to this nigga named Slick Rick
 You know that shit, you been knew that shit (yeah)
 Y'all motherfuckers been knew that motherfucker might come back and kick ya'll
 motherfuckin' ass (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

 [JD]
 YO! TURN IT UP! 2X
 Y'ALL GOTTA TURN IT UP
 DO LIKE I DO HA HA

 [Slick Rick]
 Ladies and gents, let the teacher start
 I am the greatest rapper, walk, talk, eat, shit, fart
 You motherfuckers can't see me
 Even with a patch on my eye, I'm dreamy
 All in the grill of the gruesome
 1, 2, 3, 7 diamonds on the twosome
 Schedule, I aim to be in Atlanta with the legendary Jermaine Dupri

 [JD]
 Uh huh, I'm more delicious than shit outta cook books
 See I'll even make Salvation Army clothes look good (you know)
 That divine, so fine, don't even wear the same underwear 2 times

 [SR]
 JD, not the one to fuck around with
 Heard ya got the whole entire state locked down, kid

 [JD]
 That's right so don't ask us who the best
 From the north to the south to the east to the west
 We're...

 [Chorus]
 Fresh, dressed like a million bucks
 Still worn the Bally shoes and the fly green socks
 We're fresh, dressed like a million bucks
 Still worn the Bally sodadadadada socks

 [JD]
 Come on, kids, Jermaine Dupri a wiz
 Walkin' down the street, you kow mindin' my own biz
 My man girlfriend started actin' like she hoein'
 "Hey JD, where your fine ass going?"
 To the studio, I told her frontin'
 Unless you wanna take it in the cooler or sumpin'

 [SR] For real and that shit ain't a fact?

 [JD]
 She said that she would meet me at my house around 10
 Not to mention, a nice tender body
 10 o'clock, here came the red beau hotty
 My man girl told totally deceptive
 Still I try to fuck the full out the bitch rectum 
 See, the woman so shady
 Talkin' bout actin' like she upped and offed JD
 Now she wanna kiss and caress cause i left a couple of bite marks on the hun's
 breasts I'm...

 [Chorus 2x]

 [SR]
 When the doubt falls, my door they knock up on
 Designers even ask me what they need to stock up on
 Why the fuck did ya like to done pest us
 When the tag team ya hearin' is untouchable, peasant?
 Slick, Jermaine Dupri back as the fat trackers
 We'll diarrhea up on your black ass
 Babies jump out the carriage
 Could even fix the Hillary and Clinton marriage
 Charisma now felt
 To the point where even I could make even lesbians melt
 Models bookin' at me
 Could even make her grandmother catch an orgasm lookin' at me (you know)
 It's kinda outlandish, rastas even say
 "What kind fine young man dis"
 So don't put me to the test
 From the north, from the south to the east to the west
 We're...

 [Chrous til end