Welcome back to the land of re-reality
Wait let's get it again with a little more personality
Welcome back to the land of re-reality
Great now, say I want the world to see the real me
Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy
And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family
I heard they hired us our own attorney
Nope, conflict of interest, there, don't you worry
Look over there at the Hollywood sign, sign,
Sign right there on the dotted line
Pretend you're dating, it's great for ratings
Look into the camera, America's waiting
Everything aint always what it seems
In the la la la, whatchu see on your screen
Everything aint always what it seems
In the la la land of reality
I feel a little under the weather
We gotta pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better
No such thing as a winner or a loser
Everyone's a winner said every producer
It aint our call, it's America's honey
It's not our decision but your time is our money
We need more energy, we need more ratings
Dance for the camera, America's waiting
Everything aint always what it seems
In the la la la, whatchu see on your screen
Everything aint always what it seems
In the la la land of reality
In the la la land of reality
Lights and camera, cut that's me
Just like that, like 1, 2, 3
Take all of your clothes of please
We're gonna need them back, for the finale
Someone call security and escort her out to the street
You should probably call an uber, it might be hard to get a taxi
Everything aint always what it seems
In the la la la, whatchu see on your screen
Everything aint always what it seems
In the la la land of reality
In the la la land of reality
Don't' believe everything that you read
In the la la land of reality