Well welcome everybody to Willies place 

You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face 

We got everything, 

The only thing that we lack 

is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac 



I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 

To drive me around in her cadillac 

If she's not down on her knees 

She will be flat on her back 

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 



We'll give her great big tits 

And a little bitty ass 

A fucking machine that never runs out of gas 

A body like nobody's ever seen before 

She recently inherited a liquor store 



I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 

To drive me around in her cadillac 

If she's not down on her knees 

She will be flat on her back 

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 



Well she doesn't wanna marry 

And she doesn't wanna fight 

She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night 

I bring home another woman 

She just gives me a smile 

Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile 



I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 

To drive me around in her cadillac 

If she's not down on her knees 

She will be flat on her back 

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 



Make her a magic fingers mama 

That can roll up my doobs 

The best in the west at cooking chinese food 

She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes 

She always compliments me on the size of my hose 



I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 

To drive me around in her cadillac 

If she's not down on her knees 

She will be flat on her back 

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 



We'll make her three feet tall 

And stand about to here 

With a flat spot on her head 

So I can rest my beer 



I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac 

To drive me around in her cadillac 

If she's not down her knees 

She will be flat on her back 

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac