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You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor

And don't you hit on a woman 'cause she might sue

You can't buy beer in the state past two



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And it's not how you play, it's the final score

They don't show M*A*S*H* on the tube anymore



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The kids are in school, but they're all packin' a gun

The losers live forever and the good die young



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Yeah the stars are all fallin' out of the sky

The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry

So pass me the pipe, and sing me a song

The pipe is cashed out-well, just load up a bong



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Are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts

There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt



Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts