Would you like to sing my song?
  Would you like to learn to love me best of all?
  Anyone can learn the words
  And the melody's so plain
  This is my song to bring you back again
  I'll teach you how to sing and dance
  With a song and dance routine
  And when the party's over
  You can fall in love with me
  Would you like to learn to tango?
  Do you dance the light fandango?
  Teach you how before we're done
  Anyone can make it two
  Any two can turn to one
  And the melody's lost before the song's begun
  Well we sound so good together
  And so poorly sung alone
  Your harmony's an open breeze into my sheltered home
  I can teach you how to sing and dance
  With a song and dance routine
  And when the party's over
  You can fall in love with me