[Jandek] I want to know why

[Jandek] Tell me why, tell me why 

[Jandek] I, tell me why 

[Jandek] Why, he wants to know why 

[Jandek] I'll tell you why 

[Jandek] Why? 

[Jandek] I want to know why, why why 

[Jandek] Why, come on now 

[Jandek] Tell me why [4x] 

[Jandek] Okay, let's bring 'em out 

[Jandek] She's gonna tell me why 

[Jandek] Now bring it down 

[woman] Why, that's all, just why 

[Jandek] She wants to know why 

[woman] Why? Why? 

[Jandek] Why? Why? Ohio 

[woman] Why-o why-o 

[woman] Why did I ever leave Ohio 

[Jandek] I'll tell you why 

[woman] Why? 

[Jandek] I'll tell you why 

[woman] Why? 

[Jandek] Oh this is why, this is why 

[woman] Why 

[Jandek] You want to know why? 

[woman] Yeah, I want to 

[Jandek] You want to know why? 

[woman] Yeah why? 

[Jandek] The cows came home [2x] 

[Jandek] There's only one reason why [2x] 

[Jandek] One reason why [4x] 

[woman] Eighteen (?)? Why? 

[Jandek] One 

[woman] Because, because that's the only reason why