Robert Robert Robert

Down at the halfway house house 

Robert down at the halfway house 

He's livin' at the halfway house 

The halfway house 

You know the halfway house 

It's got a ??? 

They put a cross on your back and you get real mean 

Down at the halfway house 

Robert (ha ha) at the halfway house 

He's got a cross on your back 

He's got roller skates and the're hitched up to his feet 

He goes right down the street on the roller skates 

They're from the halfway house 

Ya' know this man Robert 

He's no man he ain't no mouse 

He's from the halfway house 

Tell him he's from the halfway house 

Now the doctor says good morning 

And Robert looked up 'n he had blisters on his fingers 

And the doctor said “Robert, Robert” he said “Robert” 

“You are not the halfway house, the halfway house” 

He's Robert from the halfway house