Once there was a contest in Hawaii
in Hawaii there was a contest once
between
THE TENORS
from the hills of Lokelani

and from Kukui: THE CUTE CASTRATION CHOIR
Lok: 'auhea, 'auhea wale 'oe
e ka pua, a he nani no 'oe
Kuk: aloha e, he mana 'o he aloha
aloha e ka 'oe

Aloha hey!
So then there was a quarrel in Hawaii
in hawaii there was a quarrel then
who were best? the guys from lokelani?
or from kukui thse sweet soprano men?

Lok: 'auhea, 'auhea wale 'oe
e ka pua, a he nani no 'oe
Kuk: aloha e, he mana 'o he aloha
aloha e ka 'oe, aloha e
Lok: 'auhea, 'auhea wale 'oe
Kuk: aloha e ka 'oe...

Aloha hey!
And now there is a new band in Hawaii
in Hawaii there is a new band now
they even beat the stars from Nahawele
oh listen how these hawaiian singers sing!

(transl: you, this is for you,
flower, you are so beautiful, I have
a feeling of love, hail you, hail...)