"Hey son, go to school today"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
"Hey son, say your morning prayer"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
But when my daddy went to work I nosed in naughty novels
Did what every boy would do
"No dad, I've never done that"
"Hey son, help your mama out"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
"Hey son, let your pa be proud"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
But when my daddy was asleep I climbed out of the window
Disco-dancing all night long
"No dad, I've never done that"
I was a creepy young guy (Creepy young guy)
Creepy young guy (Creepy young guy)
Creepy (Creepy), Creepy (Creepy)
"No dad, I've never been that"

"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"

"Hey, let's go to church my son"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
"Put your Sunday trousers on"
"Yes dad, I'm gonna do that"
But when my daddy was prayin', I slipped into the church-yard tried to lay my little cousin
"No dad, I've never done that"
I was a creepy young guy (Creepy young guy)
Creepy young guy (Creepy young guy)
Creepy (Creepy), Creepy (Creepy)
"No dad, I've never been that"

"Son, don't mess around with those men from town"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"And don't let love-games bring you down"
"No dad, I won't do that"
Now daddy died and here I am suffering, yes, in prison
Wish that I had meant those words, "No dad, I won't do that"
I was a creepy young guy (Creepy young guy)
Creepy young guy (Creepy young guy)
Creepy (Creepy), Creepy (Creepy)
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that" ("Hey son, go to school today")
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"
"No dad, I won't do that"