It's the little old lady from Tijuana

(Ay! Ay!)

The little old lady from Tijuana
She knows how but she don't wanna
If you ever see her around
She'll pick you up and she'll put you down

Everybody knows that there's nobody stronger
Than the little old lady from Tijuana
She'll curl your nose and she'll pull your hair
She's the terror of everyone that is a square

It's the little old lady from Tijuana

(Ay! Ay!)

Everybody wonders what she's got in her pot now
You can bet your hauraches that it's worth a lot now
She's got a bunch of bananas that'll blow your mind
Two for a nickel and one for a dime

And everybody knows that there's nobody stronger
Than the little old lady from Tijuana
She'll curl your nose and she'll pull your hair
She's the terror of everyone that is a square

It's the little old lady from Tijuana

She's got a mule drawn cart that's really a groove now
If the cops try to stop her she can really move now
She whips a little hay on her ass
Man this chick is really a gas

And everybody knows that there's nobody stronger
Than the little old lady from Tijuana
She'll curl your nose and she'll pull your hair
She's the terror of everyone that is a square

It's the little old lady from Tijuana

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go