The little old lady from Pasadena
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
But parked in a rickety old garage,
Is a brand-new, shiny red, super-stock Dodge!

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard;
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena...

If you see her on the street, don't try to "choose" her
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
You might try to "go" her, but you'll never lose her!
(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!)
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator!

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard;
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena...

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!

The guys come to race her from miles around,
But she'll give 'em a length, then she'll shut 'em down

And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner,
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard;
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena...
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny, go!
Go granny, go granny, go granny...(fade)

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Notes from this Californian (JayDeeBee1@aol.com): "Colorado Boulevard" is the
main east-west thoroughfare through the city of Pasadena; many of you have
undoubtedly watched the famous "Tournament of Roses Parade" proceed down this
boulevard each New Year's Day morning