Well it's fine you know the son was young

and then he started grow up faster

Parents wondered what went wrong

and then he turned into a little monster



Well I didn't expect much more

son was a little scaly wag wag wagger

can't see much more of a lesser known guest

and the oldest straight away

back to the point,

give him three coca colas he'll run away

write up the walls and down

a little dirty scallywag of a monster



So mamma please let us out on the town

we wanna drink we wanna fight we want it all night

we're gonna smash up your neighbours car

if you don't let us out the door

that's fine and dandy i'll just climb out my window

leave y'all see ya later never liked you anyway

I swear i'm adopted stop it



The son was young then he turned to a monster



I'm the oldest man in the familly

I might be just a teenager but my minds much sharper than anybodies

and dad's just a drink drink drunker

now back to the point of the matter

I'm still here and I'm still walking out

see you later i'm gonna get a job

cos I'm leaving school cos I ???



Heavy heart, leaving me solo

see you later mamma gonna be a bread winner

take a time watch your clock walk up

don't worry mamma cos I'm a m-m-monster



Well I never like you mamma and I never liked your type of music

infact I sold all your cds out the back of your car just to prove it

and I spent the money HAHA seriously on all that whiskey

that time when I puked up on the doorstep and you told me I was a monster

and now I'm back to tell you that I will never end the truth

I'll be back around the way soon befopre never end me then I'm through

So a killer, that's just me I'm the killer of a happy family

And that's fine with you is it? Fine with me, fine well fuck off and die



[Incomplete lyrics, soz!]