Ohcharliedon't dance dance dance

Your head's in a whirl

In a blind romance

Oh charlielook away look away

Do you believe what the good doctor says



Now there's rumors in the city that the banks might close

Close for a long holiday

And the papers are full of a new meltdown

Hold your breathfor the winds are all change



Ohnocharlie dance dance

Ohgocharlie dance dance

Ohcharlie dance dance



The minister saysput your hands on your head

Try and breath through your nose

Flat on the floorbum in the air

Let's all do the death throes

Don't drink the milkbut the water is fine

The cows got caught in the rain

Charliebelieve what the government says

They don't moo anymorebut I'm sure they're not dead

Don't chew anymorebut I'm sure they're not dead



Ohgo charlie dance dance

Ohno charlie dance dance