Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged you

Not to leave because I'd go berserk?



Well!



You left me anyhow and then

The days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone

Completely out of my mind



And



They're coming to take me away ha ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away ha ha!



You thought it was a joke and so

You laughed, you laughed

When I said that losing you would

Make me flip my lid



Right?



You know you laughed

I heard you laugh

And then you left but 

Now you know I'm utterly mad



And



They're coming to take me away ha ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha

To the happy home

With flowers and trees and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes and

They're coming to take me away ha ha!!



I cooked your food I cleaned your home

And this is how you pay me back

For all my unselfish loving deeds



Hah?



Well you just wait, they'll find you yet

And when they do they'll put you in 

The ASPCA you mangey mutt



And



They're coming to take me away ha ha

They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away ha ha!



To the happy home

With flowers and trees and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile

And twiddle their thumbs and toes and

They're coming to take me away ha ha!!



(mumbled) To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men 

In their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away ha ha!