I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister

And to this day he still wont speak to me

I pawned my grandpa's old guitar in college

For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline

I took a swing at my old man one Christmas

I never dreamed that it would be his last

I wish mom had rung my neck

When she caught me with those cigarettes

Which reminds me, I'm down to my last pack



If I had a dime

For half the things I did

That didn't make no sense at all

I'd be living a little higher on the hog

If only I'd've known

That later on down the road

I'd look back and not like what I see

I'd've changed a lot of things

Startin' with me



I called my brother everything I could think of

The night he wouldn't bail me out of jail

I lost a job most folks ‘round here would die for

By laying out all night and raising hell

And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers

Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride

I wasn't there standin' by the bed

When the preacher bowed his head

With the family, the day my grandma died



If I had a dime

For half the things I did

That didn't make no sense at all

I'd be living a little higher on the hog

If only I'd've known

That later on down the road

I'd look back and not like what I see

Oooh, I'd've changed a lot of things

Startin' with me



If only I'd've known

That later on down the road

I'd look back and not like what I see

Oooh, I'd've changed a lot of things

Startin' with me

Startin' with me