Mr. Vain comes walking the club
Thinks he's the guy that were all dreaming of
Throwing looks like he's really got a shot
Saying "Baby hey show me what ya got"

Big time, yeah thinks he's big game
Talking weight like a real freight train
Doesn't get why the ladies all complain

Uh la la la
What a smooth operator
Player's educator
Uh la la la
Think he's feeling quite impressive
talking all suggestive
Uh la la la
What a smooth operator
Player's educator
Uh la la la...

Now he's really feeling like the big man
Bustin moves like the next Jackie Chan
Lookin' for his next wham bam thank you mam
Thinks he's got the golden ticket in his pants
Same shit, yeah it's just a different day
He wants the goods, but he doesn't wanna pay
Thinks a girl is lucky to be laid
Sing it - yeah yeah yeah

Uh la la la
What a smooth operator
Player's educator
Uh la la la
Think he's feeling quite impressive
talking all suggestive
Uh la la la
What a smooth operator
Player's educator
Uh la la la...