This is a true story.....



I think it was a sign

When your cell 

Phone fell

Into the toilet

And then it spelled 

The word

Goodbye



Backstage at the shell

It was nice enough of it to tell 

You farewell

Before

It went 

Off to Hell



Well maybe it will see 

Our two computers

Down there

That were stolen

On New Years Day

I never really liked them

Anyway