Legendary chicken fairy big as life and twice as hairy

In our windows you'll come creepin'

Whippin' goodies on us while we're sleepin'

When you wish upon a bird makes no difference how absurb

The chicken fairy hears each word and all your dreams come true

Chicken fairy in the sky Mother Goose is butterfly

Do whatever's necessary legendary chicken fairy

Sing a song that's sanitary take my wish oh big canary

Legendary chicken fairy make all my dreams come true

La da da da la da da

Sing a song that's sanitary...