Text und Musik: Jürgen Seibold

Man, you may stay in your corner

Playing some warmer

Tunes to agree (to)

And treat your Strat like an auger,

Hurl chords like Paul Arthurs

To Alan McGhee ? but

I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians

And I'm nearly sure,

That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.

Right, man, sometimes we are trying

To puzzle our rhymes

With similar chords.

Now you may say, I'm a liar,

'Cause me I'm conceding

What I'm accusing you for ? but I know

I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians

And I'm nearly sure,

That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.

I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians

And I'm nearly sure,

That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.

You may read stories 'bout Moss Side

Longing for lost fights

And feeling you near.

Love Mondays, Carpets or Roses

Beat your neighbours red noses

But still it is clear (that)

I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians

And I'm pretty sure,

That you're ? you're no Mancunian too.

I'm no Mancunian, we're no Mancunians

And I'm really sure,

That you're ? - (damn! damn! damn!)

Oh, that you're ? - (damn! damn! damn!)

That you're ? - (damn! damn! damn!)

you're no Mancunian too.