I saw the splendour of the moonlight
On Honolulu bay
There's something tender in the moonlight
On Honolulu bay
And all the beaches
Are full of peaches
Who bring their ukes along
And in the glimmer of the moonlight
They love to sing-a this song
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukelele lady like-a you
If you like to linger where it's shady
Ukulele lady linger too
If you kiss a ukulele lady
While you promise ever to be true
And she see another ukulele lady
Fooling 'round with you
Maybe she'll sigh
Maybe she'll cry
Maybe she'll find somebody else
Bye and bye
To sing to when it's cool and shady
Where the tricky whicky whackies woo
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like-a you
Itokeawhackybaccy
Andmakeahippyhappy
She used to sing to me by moonlight
On Honolulu bay
My memories cling to me by moonlight
Although I'm far away
Someday I'm going
Where eyes are glowing
And lips are made to kiss
To see somebody in the moonlight
And hear the song I miss
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like-a you
If you like to linger where it's shady
Ukulele lady linger too
If you kiss a ukulele lady
While you promise ever to be true
And she sees another ukulele lady
Fooling 'round with you
Maybe she'll sigh (an awful lot)
Maybe she'll cry (or maybe not)
Maybe she'll find somebody else
Bye and bye
To sing to when it's cool and shady
Where the tricky whicky whacky woo
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like-a you
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like 
I like you
And you like me
And we like a ukulele