......I can do anything better than you
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can

 FRANK: Anything you can be I can be greater
 ......Sooner or later I'm greater than you
 ANNIE: No, you're not
 FRANK: Yes, I am
 ANNIE: No, you're not
 FRANK: Yes, I am
 ANNIE: No, you're not
 FRANK: Yes, I am, yes I am

 FRANK: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
 ANNIE: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
 FRANK: I can live on bread and cheese
 ANNIE: And only on that?
 FRANK: Yes
 ANNIE: So can a rat

 FRANK: Any note you can reach I can go higher
 ANNIE: I can sing anything higher than you
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can

 ANNIE: Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
 ......I can buy anything cheaper than you
 FRANK: Fifty cents
 ANNIE: Forty cents
 FRANK: Thirty cents
 ANNIE: Twenty cents
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can

 FRANK: Anything you can say I can say softer
 ANNIE: I can say anything softer than you
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can

 FRANK: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
 ANNIE: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
 FRANK: I can open any safe
 ANNIE: Without being caught?
 FRANK: Sure
 ANNIE: That's what I thought (you crook)

 FRANK: Any note you can hold I can hold longer
 ANNIE: I can hold any note longer than you
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't - yes, you can

 ANNIE: Anything you can wear I can wear better
 ......In what you wear I'd look better than you
 FRANK: In my coat
 ANNIE: In your vest
 FRANK: In my shoes
 ANNIE: In your hat
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can, yes, I can

 FRANK: Anything you can say I can say faster
 ANNIE: I can say anything faster than you
 FRANK: Noyoucan't
 ANNIE: YesIcan
 FRANK: Noyoucan't
 ANNIE: YesIcan
 FRANK: Noyoucan't
 ANNIE: YesIcan
 FRANK: Noyoucan't
 ANNIE: YesIcan

 FRANK: I can jump a hurdle
 ANNIE: I can wear a girdle
 FRANK: I can knit a sweater
 ANNIE: I can fill it better
 FRANK: I can do most anything
 ANNIE: Can you bake a pie?
 FRANK: No
 ANNIE: Neither can I

 FRANK: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
 ANNIE: I can sing anything sweeter than you
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Oh, yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can
 FRANK: No, you can't, can't, can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can, can, can, can
 FRANK: No, you can't
 ANNIE: Yes, I can