Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



There was an old man from Killyburn Brae

And he had a wife was the bane of his days



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol' fol all fol all fol aday



One day this old man he went down to the glen

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



One day this old man he went down to the glen and encountered the devil and said, "how you been?" 



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



The Devil said Sir I have come for your wife

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



The Devil says sir I have come for your wife 

For I hear she's the pain and torment of your life



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



So the Devil he hoisted her up on his back

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



The Devil he hoisted her up on his back 

And took her to Hell on the hump on his back



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



And when they arrived they got to Hell's Gate

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



And when they arrived they got to Hell's Gate

He dropped her right down with a bump on her face



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



When they got there the gate it was  shut

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



When they got there the gate it was  shut



She kicked up with her boot and she split open his nut



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



She spied to wee devils all tied up in chains

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



She spied two wee devils all tied up in chains

She pick up a stick and she scattered their brains



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



She spied two more devils playing football

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



She spied two more devils playing football



They said take her away or she'll murder us all



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



So the Devil he hoisted her up on his back

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



So the Devil he hoisted her up on his back



He was seven days gone and three days comin' back



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



Says he to the man here's your wife safe and well

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



Says he to the man here's your wife safe and well



For the likes of her Sir we'll not have in Hell

(or)

She's not fit for Heaven and she won't bide in Hell



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday



So it's true that the women are worse than the men

Right fol, Right fol, tiddy fol day



So it's true that the women are worse than the men



When there taken to Hell and they're brought back again!



with a right fol all, tiddy fol all, fol, fol all, fol all, fol aday







						     



						     Thanks to Jim Coker