I read the whole book so I raised up my hand.

The whole class starts laughing and I don't understand.

So I walked to the chalkboard, then I knew without a glance.

Because I felt all of their burning eyes 

and I wasn't wearing pants.

Some say dreams have meaning. 

Well if they do I'd like to ask:

Am I too self-concious of my skinny little ass?

Or is it just some random coincidental thing?

'Cuz everyone I know has had that same disturbing dream.