(knock knock)
Oh shit he's here
Hi
Uhh how ya doing?
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on in
Pretty nice place here you got here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch eh?
Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty fucking nice I haven't seen
Whoa you all right there
Excuse me real apolstry
I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the...
Mutherfucka
You want my couch
You muthafucka
I need your mutherfucking brain
You can't have my couch
What the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muthafucka get on the table

I was never popular this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well were my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times
Cluck Cluck Cluck, then it was dead
I made a lot of things cool
Like a frog with a turkey neck it was the shit, yeah
But I'm still lonely I need a homey
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

So this is like where you live
That's right why you don't like it
I mean oh my god it's dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up bitch
Give me your tippie toes

I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of muthafucka's like, what 80
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fucking hide"
Trunks full, this part's wack
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter on my quazar in the low
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storm coming it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on, come own
It's the thuggish ruggish Bone
OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hert
Fuck, shit, didn't work

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

Hey
Hey you call for a wrecker
Sure did come on in
I got the truck running outside I'm gonna go ahead
Oww muthafucka what you'd hit me with a fucking frying pan or sumthing?
What the fuck bro?
You crazy mutherfucka oww that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me

It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute
You hear that?
Yeah
It's alive, I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock N Rye
Pour it in the cup
Give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that
Get him set, get him ready it's all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the herts all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"Shaggy ?"
What up Y'all?

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity