Morbid fantasy exterminate my childhood fears
  Some of the crap that's out these days
  Is such a bore to me!
  Dear Uncle Creepy
  The shit they call "horror" in the comic store
  Nobody's got that style anymore!
  Pre-code classics provide the chills
  This high-tech bullshit never will!
  As far as movies are concerned.
  There's plenty out that should be burned
  The horror's gone, big budget's here
  Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????
  Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shame
  The "terror" of the 80's is so fucking LAME!!
  Whatever happened to the good ol' days
  Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves