Come sit with a total stranger.

Now's the time to vent your anger

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Do you get off casting hexes.

Assuming forms of either sexes

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind?

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel strange, but you knock on wood.

Are you a boy or a girl?

You come to grips with what you know

And boosted ratings for the daytime shows.

Now you're on top of the world.

I'm a fan so don't dismiss me.

America is armed and listening

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused falling head over heals for a star

While you feed me a line?

'Cause I feel misunderstood.

I feel strange but I'm not so sure.

Are you a boy or a girl?