He said he didn't even hear trains, let alone a few words
The ladies maybe saying about him
She freaks and tells her closest friends that she'll never love again
But she'll never , no, not never live without him
Wouldn't believe it
If you see it

Oh, mayhem, doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem, doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem, doo doo doop
A lotta mayhem, who oh oh, yeah

She said he didn't mean a thing so she threw her diamond ring
Out the window of a black cab in Camden
He couldn't take it what she did, so he threw a hissy fit 
And he took it out on anyone at random
Wouldn't believe it, oh, oh
If you see it

Oh, mayhem doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem doo doo doop
A lotta mayhem, who oh oh, yeah

Dinning sound 
Lights spinning round
Some mother son
Gotta fight or got to run, run, run, run,run, run, run, run

Oh, ten pints and then he start a fight and he lands himself a night
In a cell wearing grey pants and bruises
Twelve mates banging on the door, oh, the back vans galore
Never saw such a street full of losers
Wouldn't believe it, oh no
If you see it

Oh, mayhem doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem doo doo doop
A lotta mayhem, who oh oh, yeah

Oh, mayhem doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem doo doo doop
Yeah, mayhem doo doo doop
A lotta mayhem, who oh oh, yeah

Oh oh, mayhem, oh oh oh, yeah