(Souffle!) 

(Mark are you hungry?) Uh-huh!

(Big Pete are you hungry?) Uh-Huh!

[Burp]

We be grubbin!



Hey hey hey hey look here look here first of all I wanna welcome

all y'all fat ass Entre-eaters to the Diner's Club. (Entre!)



[Verse 1:]



My lunch is packed, Jenny Craig don't know how to act

We want Big Mac's, Burger King and some fat

With a stack of blubber

I Can't Believe It’s Not Butter

Peter always hungers

Waiter take my order

It's only Mark that has ten chins, cow slaughter

Got ya daughter eatin grits cause you think she oughta

Told the butcher to slaughter any cows like that

You know how macaroni act off bologna fat

Gained the fat and tasted that

Ten Chins! (how many?)

Down ta get some Golden Bird Chicken

Mark is back in, so we can have some grub

We're not down to wash these dishes at the club (Kool-Aid!)

Show me crumbs



[Chorus:]



We Be Grubbin 

everybody likes when Mark

eats something

Chef please cook somethin (That's rice)

We just dumpin

And we grubbin and bakin

like it ain't nothing wrong

Get ya grub on (We be grubbin)

Ah, we be grubbin (We be grubbin)

(Buffet!)

(We be grubbin, We be grubbin)



[Verse 2:]



Quarter Pounder With Cheese, so what the fuck now?

KFC, let's chow down

sure I want some Mounds 

make sure Mark & Peter grow

(Dominoes Delivery tonight?)

No, it's DeGiorno 

Fat people run slow up in the club

remember when they munch and grub

it's only crumbs 

Grub, for everybody eatin with us

and fuck everybody losin weight on us

the cooks are bakin for us, and we've already gained 3 chins

I'm tryin ta fuck with a bag of Pork Skins

I'll go to Mickey D's, or get some Betty Crocker's

Cause if she want some mo chips, a Jr. Whopper, try Weight Watchers

She weighs as much as my car *eat! eat!*

And see how bad, she wanna eat Super Stars

They know who we are (What you eatin?) FRENCH FRIES

Meet me at the salad bar!



[Bridge:]



The steak is raw, steak is raw, steak is raw

bake it off bake it off, the cake is soft [x4]

[Burp] (we be grubbin) uhh (uhh) (we be grubbin) [x2]



[Verse 3:]



Baby Ruth, beware my scale is on "tilt"

Waitress bitchin, off the shakes Mark spilt

Everybody's sweatin, just like Mark-is-sweatin

I weigh 1999! Pizza party over, oops my blender still grinds

He has a set of breasts, and he ate all my lemons and limes

(click click)

Big Pete can ya eat the Ritz one mo' time

God damn you swine! (Peter eat on it)

He’s got fat for days (add some meat on it)

Now everybody in the world, love to go grubbin

and after we grub it's just breakfast and munchin

Hope you ain't grubbin on my platter the size of the parking lot

who ain't got nothin', tryin' to eat somthin

Pumpkins, we be the eaters who be chompin

cause Mark is very-faat cook 'em very hot

Pot pies and some parmesean, all night long!

Get ya grub on!



[Chorus]



[Bridge]



[Chorus:]



We be grubbin

everybody likes when Mark

eats something

Chef please cook somethin (That's rice)

We just dumping

And we grubbin and bakin

like it ain't nothing wrong

Get ya grub on



Fatboys let me know if you're gonna grub! (Flambe!)

Fatgirls let me know if you're gonna grub!

Fat people let me know if you're gonna grub!

Mark LaMadrid let me know if you're gonna grub!

Big Pete let me know if you're gonna grub! (Saute!)

Saladbartenders let me know if you're gonna grub!

McDonalds' is the place where we can grub!

Burger King is the place where we can grub!

El Pollo Loco is the place where we can grub! (Mayonaise!)

Pizza Hut is the place where we can grub!

Dominoes is the place where we can grub!

Wiener Schnitzel's is the place where we can grub!

House of Pancakes is the place where we can grub! (Pancakes!)

Taco Bell is the place where we can grub!

KFC is the place where we can grub!

Panda Express is the place where we can grub!

Del Taco is the place where we can grub! (Shake-n-Bake!)

Denny's is the place where we can grub!

Yoshinoya is the place where we can grub!

Sizzler is the place where we can grub! (FritoLay!)



I might start to grub on chips!