I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



I've lost the key to my front door 

I can't get in there anymore, oh my 

I've lost the key to my love's heart 

It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



As I was riding home from work 

I saw a robber steal a shirt, oh my 

I shouted "Oi!" and yelled "Stop! Thief!" 

The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace, oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



As I was swimming in the sea 

I came across a bomb or three, oh my 

I took them to the coast guard man 

He said "Hurry up and get that...", oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree



I've lost the key to my front door 

I can't get in there anymore, oh my 

I've lost the key to my love's heart 

It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my



I'm very lucky I think you'll agree...