I have a train set and a garage full of cars 

And a soldier with a gun 

My mother says I should have more responsibility 

As I'm nearly 31

I have a plane, I have a crane 

That can lift up all my trains and all my cars 

I have a boat that doesn't float 

But a big machine that takes me to the stars



But my mother says I should get a job 

Or my father she will tell 

She says 16 years is a long enough rest 

Though I say that I'm not well



I have a train set and a garage full of cars 

And a soldier with a gun 

My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games 

And she'll say I'm not her son



But your mother says you should get a job 

Or your father she will tell 

She says 16 years is a long enough rest 

Though you say that you're not well



I had a plane, I had a crane 

That could lift up all my trains and all my cars 

I had a boat that couldn't float 

So my machine and me are going to the stars