This is a tale of misplaced love

A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the 

wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and 

stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's 

listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about 

getting his feelings crushed once again



After 3 years in a mental asylum 

I'm finally out and I'm fine now no doubt 

Rolling home I see a bitch on a payphone. 

She was fat and round and had it going on. 

She had a name tag on Roxy Carol 

Stepped up to her like hello 

We was kicking it

I said I got this dick sup on lickin it 

She said I'm down for the tactics 

Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus 

I threw her in the back of my jaloppe 

She was wet and sloppy 

But nothing could stop me 

I was like jesus 

Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza 

I paid it no mind

I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind.



Toxic love 

I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely

Toxic love 

Did she burn you?

Yes 

Did it hurt you? 

Yes 

Toxic love 

I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely

Toxic love 

Did she burn you? 

Yes 

Did it hurt you? 

Yes



The whole car smelled like pickles 

I stuck my toe in her ass 

And tweaked her titty nipples 

We fucked for about an hour 

I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower 

I got home and I kicked back 

Thought about the shower haha fuck that 

When I woke up the very next morning 

I was awake but my dick was snoring 

It was whistling and shooting out smoke 

The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke

I started shaking and sweating 

I had a fever 

My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter 

It was greenish with purple bungions 

And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions 

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt

I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out



Toxic love 

I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely

Toxic love 

Did she burn you?

Yes 

Did it hurt you? 

Yes 

Toxic love 

I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely 



I'm on a mission I search and roam 

Cuz my dick hole is spurting up pink foam 

And I'm dragging my balls behind me 

They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy 

Thank god I ain't dead yet 

My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow 

There she is on the same payphone 

Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone 

Wait a minute y'all hold up 

Is that the same bitch I was with she looks toe-up 

Holy fuck nothings in place that ain't a girl at all 

It's a barrel of toxic waste! 

Oh lord what have I done? 

Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel 

Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin 

I'm here to turn myself back in



Toxic love 

I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely

Toxic love 

Did she burn you?

Yes 

Did it hurt you? 

Yes 

Toxic love 

I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely 

Toxic love 

Did she burn you? 

Yes 

Did it hurt you?

Yes



I still like you 

When I inject my penis inside of you 

My balls light up like light bulbs 

You're green...You're green and you're so warm