Welcome everyone

Nate it's good to see you back

People we have a new member today

I'd like you to meet him

He's gonna stand up and tell us

What's going on with him and

What he wants to change about himself

If you will

Ummm hello everybody

My name is Violent J

and I'm an axe murderer

(Hi Violent J)

Ok now remember we all have similar problems

And that's why we're all here 

To help each other work them out

Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh

(Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us)

Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else

Think I have a problem and I probably could use help

You know the midnight killer that's been all over TV

I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me

Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night

Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife

Filling up a hole again I've dug up 32

I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats

Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks

Never have to worry about traffic or the cops

All I have to do is stay away from donut shops

I remember napping time in kindegarten class

Wasn't quite a killer yet, I'd only beat some ass

Never very popular most kids would point and stare

That's why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shit right there

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I think, well I hope it's like

All bigots and richies that I'm killing but

Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then

That's ok we all make mistakes

But are you absoutely sure that 

It's even you doing these killings?

The more I think about it all I see that it could be

Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me

Wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart

Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard

Denny's all night murders, and the Kinko's killing spree

Missing Sunday paper boys I can't believe it's me

I'm the only one from summer camp that made it home

Could this really be what's goin on?

Let me sleep on it

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons

Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon

Every morning I wake up and check if I've been gone

Muddy boots, and Steak 'n Shake food wrappers on my lawn

I cannot imagine just to think what I have done

Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone

Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head

But woke up and found that bitch dead because

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

Stab 'em (stab 'em)

Right

Choke 'em (choke 'em)

Kill 'em (kill 'em)

And sleep right through the night

I choke em (choke 'em)