Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to your death

Now let's see where you're headed

Turn the crank

And experience was in store for you

Deep with the mighty Riddlebox [riddlebox echo 3x]



The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox

Hahahahahahahahahaha



Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns

Hey, I'm Violent J

And I'm here

Well, I'm here to kick your ass

We the wicked juggalos

We juggle those who live like hoes who chose

The express route, one way

Straight down the spiral twist

To the Riddlebox



The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox

Hahahahahahahahahaha



Hey, what's up, motherfucker

This is Shaggs 2 Dope

Congratulating you on opening the box

The Riddlebox

It looks like you received your prize

The cost, what it cost

Was your ass, bitchboy!

Hahahahah!



The joke's on you, hehe, riddlebox

Hahahahahahahahahaha



Tell me, sir, what can you do?

It looks like the joke's on you



Come on down and turn the crank

Let's see where your soul

Will spend the rest of eternity

What's it gonna be, mister?

Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone

Turn the crank and let's find out

Come on down, mister

You don't have anything to be scared of

Do you, sir?

So what's gonna pop up out

Of the mighty Riddlebox

Spin the crank and let's find out

What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first?

Who's brave enough to step into

Their new eternal destiny

Surely someone must be confident

That there life wasn't totally evil



Step right up and seal your fate...