Bloody naked bodies in the streets stuck with knives

Beaten battered wives strangled, popped out they eyes

Terror levels on the rise, drugs friends are takin lives on the...

News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!



Pedophiles and rapists snatching kids out they school

Bodies dismantled with a garden hoe and some power tools

People runnin round pissin aids in swimmin pool on the...

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Arsonists burnin people and they dogs up while they sleepin

Peepin toms peepin and poisonous gas leakin 

Hurricanes blowin cities down every other weekend on the...

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Car crash explosion in (slow motion) freature, dead cops 

And crooks and blood spatter for each of ya

I'm never fuckin leavin my sons with the preacher, watch the...

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[chorus]

You ain't think up this horrors show

What's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?

You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?

Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that 

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D



Gangs on every corner, shootin people drivin by

Prostituters found dead on every block with maggot eye

On top of that, the death toll in

Whokajava on the rise, on the...

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Anthrax on donuts, eight year olds pushing keys

Mad fuckin new disease and hostages on they knees

Plane crashes, corruption, and butt sex at thirteen, on the...

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Hatred, big-ass bombs, and chemical arms

Worker stuck underground and all they air is gone

17 deadly prisoners escape before dawn, on the...

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There's a madman raping pretty girls in his astrovan

Liquid store murder footage, close-ups in digicam

The wickedest show on earth presented by the man, it the...

News at 6 o'clock and again at eleven!



[chorus]

You ain't think up this horrors show

What's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?

You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?

Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D



Broken bodies mutilated, decapitated, and skeeted on

High speed car chases (hey, i recognize what street they on)

Dentists put you under, stick they fingers in your ass (oooh)

Depress suicidal nerds shootin up the class

Shit is way harder than them feeble cable movie channels

Cuz it's all real blood squirtin out they checkered fannels

You couldn't think of nothing wickeder than what's already real 

And on the news if you like it scary then you can't lose



[chorus]

You ain't think up this horrors show

What's next, what's comin, what's around the corner?

You want to see the real wicked shit, where the wicked at?

Channel 2, 4 and 7, they be kickin that

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D



News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

News!! real fuckin bloody tv, no video game, no cd, movie in 3D

News!!

News!!