[Violent J]

Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts

Eat 'em quick or they soggy and that sucks

Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt

Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt

In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill

Cuz it's flatter then a bitch on a big wheel

I got a few money back and a little change

So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings

"What up man, check it out, I know this bitch

She's got another friend with her and her dad's rich

If we find us a ride out to Wyandotte

Guaranteed, we can fuck 'em both on the spot"

Oh shit, let me call Bill Bill

I wanna go and let my nuts do the windmill

He ain't home, fuck, I'll call Mike Clark

Cuz I know he can get the fuckin Skylark

He said he can, but he's broke and it needs gas

But I wanna buy these Faygo, think fast

I know my brother Jump Steady's got a few bones

But that's going through his shit when he ain't home

"Nevermind J, Legs loned me a ten

No need to get punched in your head again

Tell Mike to scoop me up right away

And it's Faygo and neden hoes all day"

Fuck yeah, I throw my Pro Winds on my feet

Lock the house, and wait for 'em in the street

I wish I had a piece of gum or something fuck

My mouth still kind of tastes grapenuts

Here they come, nope, wasn't them

Seems like the same car's driving by again

It pulls up, "hey man, you're outta luck"

What, what ya say man

[gunshot]

Fuck