(featuring Anybody Killa)



(Bum)

Change, please? Christmas change.



(ABK)

Happy holidays y'all, give me a gift

Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells)

Tell Santa that he better stop frontin'

That cookie eatin' mother fucker never leavin' nothin'

But this year I swear I won't let it happen

Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we Christmas jackin' (gimme that)

Surround sound, hot chocolate for days

Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got)

We had to get him, it was just that time

J and I was fed up, and we wanted to shine (wanted to shine)

But now we got anything you ever wanted

Yeah, he was old but he had a fat wallet (cha-ching)

Only workin' one day a year

With a plush-red suit and a iced-out beard

Slingin' snow in the north pole to a bunch of fiends

Little guys with big ears that make toys for free



Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)

You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)



(Violent J)

Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man comin'

I hid behind a chimney

And bust him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam

I rolled him off the roof and onto the driveway

And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away

Rudolph bossed off on me, he wouldn't move

I had to kick him in his ass, outta put him in groove

Take me to the hood, to all the poor little kids

This year, everybody about to get some good shit

We landed on a house, I went for the chimney

But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen table

Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom strapped

Third shot blew off my Santa hat, fuck that

I ran out the back door and I hopped a wall

Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, then took off

I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over that bullshit)



Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)

You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)

Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)

You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)



(ABK)

Dashing through the snow, smokin' lots of dro

Pullin' chicks with expensive gifts

Just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean

Don't get us wrong, we're gonna give to the kids

Super Santa's hookin' up all the little shits (here ya go)

And for the grown-up's, we gettin' to' up

A case of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up



(Violent J)

Santy Claus wears panty drawers

He never decked my halls, he can lick my balls

I got no chimney, but I left the door unlocked

Nothin' but pine needles and an empty sock

Thanks a lot and fuck off fatass

Why we need coats for kids if you so badass

Only rich boys get big toys from Santa

I waited all night in my pajamas mother fucker



(ABK)

Take your ass to bed. Fuck Santa Claus



Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)

You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)

Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)

You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)



(ABK)

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know

It's Christmas Eve, and if he show

He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know