Breakdown... 

It's a muthafuckin' shakedown 

The sheriff's after me 

And ya know I gotta get outta town 

Caught me in bed with his wife 

Now that muthafucka wants to take my life 



Yeah, I know the kind of girl you are 

Yeah, I know the kind of things you dream of 

Yeah, I know without looking to hard 

The crazy things only you conceive of 



Get back... 

Gotta get back to Cali 

What now...? 

Gravy-haired mobsters wanna start shit with me 

Now it's time to go get wild 

Going to bust 'em up with my kung-fu style! 



Yeah, I know the kind of girl you are 

Yeah, I know the kind of things you dream of 

Yeah, I know without looking to hard 

The crazy things only you conceive of 



I told those muthafuckers not to mess with me 

Now they learned their lesson, ya see 

Cause I'm a bone-snappin', skull-crushin', brain-bustin muthafucka 

Don't you know I'm the Human Tornado