(Ian Hunter)



We were morons from the day we were born

We believed every word that you said - boy were we wrong

We're all fat now - on the sofas - mini morons - taking over

Cos we're older now, older now, older now, older now



We were morons - red, white and blue

We were working class kids on the skids - with nothing to do

We're all dead now - in our boxes - holding on to what little we go left

Cos it's over now, over now, over now, over now



Read moron newspapers, watch moron television

All laid on by slimy little, sleazy little, phony little morons

Etonians, Harrovians, think they're the chosen ones

And they poke fun at scruffy little, spotty little, stupid little morons



Ha ha ha ha, look at those morons

Ha ha ha ha, they do nothing but whine

And they're slow all the time

Look at those morons, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind

We can leave them behind, while we're dumbing them down, we'll be robbing them blind



Ah Ah, morons don't matter at all.

No education, no informatioon

Morons are boring, ugly and small

They lower the tone, lets get rid of them all



Will to learn - gone away

Force fed garbage every day

We're the slaves of smarmy little, self important, petty little morons

Oxford - Cambridge - see how the other half live

Steer well clear of lazy little, filthy little, funny little morons



Ha ha ha ha, look at those morons

Ha ha ha ha, they're such terrible types

And they're not very bright - look at those morons

It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right

Let them fight every night, while they're missing the point, we can do what we like



Ah ah, I'm 60 and what have I got

I live in a warzone, surrounded by morons

Don't tell me I'm free when I'm not

Ah ah, abandon hope all who live here

We are the morons that you declared war on

Now everyone's living in fear

We're starving, it's something that needs to be said

We're starving, it's something that needs to be said

We're starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving

Morons can never escape from the fact, they can never escape and we hate you for that

We we're morons - but then again no, no, no!