There's 400 people in my calc lecture

there's only one that I think about

I don't give a damn for the others

but there's one girl  who makes me wanna twist and shout

 

One day she sat next to me

nowhere could I see a girl as fair as she

Maybe one day she'll sit by me again

Maybe I could even start a conversation



I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same

The girl in my calc lecture



The girl in my calc lecture 

there's no u-substitution for her

I guess for now I'll wait and see

If I can integrate her and me



I don't care about Rolle's Theorem

or the Half-Angle Formulas, who needs them?

I wish the prof would give it a rest,

I'm just staring at the sine curve of the girl's brea...



I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same 

The girl in my calc lecture

 

Maybe if I got the courage 

To talk to her

Maybe she could help me out with

My math homework

I could ask her out at gunpoint

but she'd probly think I'm a jerk...let's go!



I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same 

The girl in my calc lecture

I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same 

The girl in my calc lecture



(Oi Oi Oi)