today is your birthday and the cake

is on fire



send back those invitations

ignore the infomation

there will be no partaking in this useless celebration



won't sing that silly number

it makes me numb and number

another reminder      one step closer to six feet under



today is your birthday and the cake

is on fire



i'm an endangered species

life is a fatal disease

the plot      unfolds drastic changes take hold      you're pushing 90



the genesis was easy

the end is hard to stomach

a real living human being can only take so much



today is your birthday and the cake

is on fire



unhappy birthday to you



i should be optimistic

somehow i must have missed it

the light at the end of the tunnel

blinded me with vision



send back those invitations

ignore the information

there will be no partaking

in this useless celebration



today is your birthday and the cake

is on fire



unhappy birthday



it's ok

just relax

make wish

take a breath

there's a fire in the room

blow it out your wish comes true

except the one that keeps you young



who gives a shit anyway

it's just another day

don't want your gifts anyway

what a day

who gives a shit anyway

it's just a piece of cake

it makes me sick anyway



what a day