Her hair it always looks a mess

She could be under stress miss teazyweezy

Why do i let her get my goat

It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy

She declares war on everyone

Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy

You could call it civil defence

She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy



Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done

Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun



Her hair's a state declaring war

And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy

South africans can rock her jeep

By trying to be deep with teazyweezy

With scissors ready in her hands

Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty

With duelling like you've never seen

I call her african queen she'll do her worsty



Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done

Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun