I never thought that I would so enjoy your fall from grace.
I never thought that I'd so love that lost look on your face.
Yet I can't help but smile when your malaise brings tears like mace.
I watch you cry and I am tickled pink by your disgrace.

I told you so. I told you so.
I told you so, and I just want you to know.

I never thought you'd give a slob like me the time of day.
Imagine my surprise when I saw that you looked my way.
But soon enough I was the sucker in the game you play.
It's open season on you girl I almost hate to say.

I told you so. I told you so.
I told you so, and girl I want you to know.

I tried to warn you, girl, you cross me and you'll fall so hard.
And now you can't go to a show without a body guard.
How does it feel when you hide your face in your own backyard?
Well was it worth the cost? You lost and now for life you're scarred.

I told you so. I told you so.
I told you so, and I just want you to know.
I told you so. I told you so.
I told you so, and girl I want you to know