I'm set up 
In Salton City 
Salton City 
Is a waste of salt 
I'm alone for now but I'm waiting on friends 
And my civic duty 
I got propriety and a place for this all 
Sure I'm low on Plaster 'O Paris 
Sure I'm low on gasoline 
But I read up on Bergen-Belsen 
And I read up 
And I'm set up 
For Deir Yassin 

C'mon 
Give us a kiss 

Iodine cubic tons 
Alkaline 
I'm having no fun 
I'm the eyes, I'm the ears, 
I'm the hands and the arms 
Of the new Civic Guard 
And I read up 
And I'm set up 
And you know that a man is hard to find