Go ask the Tourist's Union 
Shut up, sit down 
Lotta talk, yeah lotta nothing to show 
In my town 
I like the painted signs 
Boycott the show-me state 
I'm tired of the long lines 
Gonna make my shingle say: 

Buy cheap, sell dear 

 Ain't gonna be no more insults 
You buy: you win 
I'm tired of the long lines 
Yeah I'm cutting in 
Ain't no new damper on my freedom 
On the foot right on my neck 
Gonna free up my free time 

Lost money, lost time 
Less in the bargain left to keep hope alive 
Our table in Hell 
Your table in Hell 
At the pickets, on the signs 
Cadman Plaza East 225 
Saying set our table in Hell 

So let it come 
Let it come 
By my guest 
The message from the management says you gotta go 
America will settle for less