This town wants a facelift 
'Cause there's nothing in this town 
Ground Zero for a 10 megaton drug test 
Here comes the fallout 
The rats did poorly 
The mice did well 
Now I'm shot full of holes 
In a room with a view of the dark cold night 
I'm breaking all the records for the show 

It's a dead, dead, dead town 

Just look at the cheap lots 
This just in: 
The search for bodies goes on and on 
It's a dead planet and I'm a dead man 
'Cause the 10th Planet is dead 
And lousy to the death with people like you 
More common than the common cold 
And the dark cold night