They're always there to buy me a drink

They're always there to drive me home

But their hand always kind of slips

From my shoulders down to my tits!



Ghouls, they keep me company

It's like I'm the wife of Halloween

Hey! It's a horror movie theme

Hell I know...



They always wants to see monster movies

So they can hold me when they think I get scared

They are surprised when I'm not turned on

By their fantasies about how it's done