[Katrina:]
He sits in his make-up room
Servants there hand and foot
Too bad I just keyed up his zoom
And his wallet went kaput

[Karyn:]
Blockbuster smash just got banned
It's all part of my selfish plan
Let the reel run, I'll take him back
Stupid moviestar will see what we had

[Chorus - both:]
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
Get ready 'cause you'll feel the pain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
That stupid moviestar acts so vain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
He took a drive in the wrong lane

[Katrina:]
Fired his manager in a big fit
Open letter reveals that he's shit
Here's the flop bug, he's been bit
Let's hold a vigil, no candelights lit

[Karyn:]
It's only proper for his dead career
He's left in an alley crying lifeless tears
Being unknown is his biggest fear
Will he last another year?

[Chorus - both:]
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
Get ready 'cause you'll feel the pain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
That stupid moviestar acts so vain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
He took a drive in the wrong lane

[Karyn:]
Everytime I feel like it's all wrong
All I gotta do is flip my radio on
I know the station isn't playing our song
Especially because they got the lyrics all wrong

[Katrina:]
It goes like...

[Chorus - both:]
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
Get ready 'cause you'll feel the pain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
That stupid moviestar acts so vain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
He took a drive in the wrong lane

[Chorus - both:]
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
Get ready 'cause you'll feel the pain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
That stupid moviestar acts so vain
Kiss me in the rain, kiss me in the rain
He took a drive in the wrong lane