For 40 years i ruled alone
Shed all those tears while on the throne
What got me through the pain and hurt
Was clinging to the memory of Albert.

I loved her so, my darling Vicky
So much, you know almost made me sicky
I was not liked in your country
But who cares when I had her love for me
Her love for me

Oh V and A
Oh A and V
each wasted vowel O, A and E
Oh A and V
Oh V and A
They'll all be after us one day

In love from our first Rendezvous
As queen hadto propose to you
You were my rock in a crisis 
Like when someone tried to shoot you but they missed

We were a real celebrity pair
Was first queen vic first albert square
The press watched every smile and flirt
Well you can call me Al

Oh Bert and Vic
Oh Vic and Bert
Nine kids made parenting a hurt
Oh Vic and Bert
Oh Bert and Vic
yet i found babies ugly i rolled it

Eur! My eyes!

We sent trends,
Started new traditions.
Christmas trees,
Wearing tartan with style.
Albert had,
The great exhibition.
Which made great Britain,
Albert over.

At last!

Oh Vic and Al
Oh Al and Vic
You should have hit scum with your stick
Oh Al and Vic
Oh Vic and Al
Our scores are truly grander than royal.

Then Albert died
Which left just me
Just V no A
No A just V
Oh how i mourned my special pal
I love you Vic
I love you Al