Horrible Histories
Horrible Histories - Pachacuti lyrics
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I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord All other tribes dreaded My name means 'he who shakes the earth' Not that I'm big-headed When it comes to claiming nearby lands I was the type to risk it But it's how I treat dead enemies That really took the biscuit I drink from their skull (Do the Pachacuti! ) Pull out their teeth whole (Do the Pachacuti! ) Turn teeth into charms (Do the Pachacuti! ) Make flutes out of their arms (Pachacuti! ) Once on a hillside, my troops hid To cause a rival strife And when they jumped out, it looked like The ground had come to life The rocks they are my warriors I then used to boast And that little lie helped us win wars But violence helped the most I drink from their skull (Do the Pachacuti! ) Pull out their teeth whole (Do the Pachacuti! ) Turn teeth into charms (Do the Pachacuti! ) Make flutes out of their arms (Pachacuti! ) If you were a rival chief We'd kill you fast and then We'd stuff you like a scarecrow But one for scaring men Then we'd rest your bony fingers on The stretched skin of your belly And in the breeze, they'd tap that tum Like a drummer, but more smelly! Drink from their skull (Do the Pachacuti! ) Pull out their teeth whole (Do the Pachacuti! ) Use their skin as a drum (Do the Pachacuti! ) I've never had so much fun! (Pachacuti! )