Horrible Histories
Horrible Histories - Cleopatra Song lyrics
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Cleopatra lyrics Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming at ya! Ra ra, patra Cleo! Guys all go gaga for me-o! I am a leader And a lady and a queen I'm Cleopatra Such a queen, never been seen I am a pharoah Yet they're-o meant to be guys But I don't care-oI just wear-o beard disguise My mum and dad were pharoahs I thought my rule's due But both my older sisters Thought that they should Rule too Oh dear, they both died! I wonder who that would leave Little me-o, pharoah Cleo? Okay, no time to grieve! Think that's alarming, you'd be right but it gets worse Married my half brother And we ruled the universe That bad romance Led to an overcrowded throne But then he died, boo-hoo So now I rule alone Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah All hail lady Cleo! Wah, wah, wah, la, la Coolest pharoah by far! Fashion topped my list of vices Bathed in asses' milk and spices Then I dressed like goddess Isis Long, black hair in ringlets nicest Vipers too for men entices Finest linen robe, top prices! Married another brotherHe's an okay geezer But never toldOf my love for Julius Caesar Had Caesar's child and hopedThat he'd be crowned King My bro said no, I said 'Oh! 'And I murdered him 'Cause I am CleopatraEgypt's royalty The ruling pharoah, don't you dare-oMess with me! My pokerface smilesOnly when I see A man who takes my fancy like Oh! Mark Antony! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah Another Roman leader. Wah, wah, wah, la, la No Egyptian crowd pleaser Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Finally, I'd met my match-a! Ra, ra, patra Cleo! Ends in death for him and me-o! My life was a dramaI was one kooky mama! Woah, woah, woah, you know Today I'd be a favourite of thePaparazzo!